Spiderman's Slut

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I'll eat ya girl up fa breakfast, wont save you no extra. She say she fuck with me cuz a REAL NIGGA'S her preference.

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Permalink I guess she loves the strippers..
Permalink clittermonstaa:

RELEVANT.
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“Mom, listen, I haven’t been together with Topanga for 22 years, but we have been together for 16. That’s a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together around the block. When we were two, we were best friends. I mean, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color, her favorite food. Then we became six, Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl or even know a girl. So for the next seven years I threw dirt at her. I like to call those “the lost years”. Then when I was thirteen, mom, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She always was talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her, I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what I think is love, mom. When I’m better because she’s here.” - Cory Matthews, Boy Meets World
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A fucking grammar lesson.

redddarealist:

imisscaliforina:

Grammar lesson:

They’re = They fucking are.

Their = Shows fucking possession.

There = Specifies a fucking location.

You’re = You fucking are.

Your = Shows fucking possession.

We’re = We fucking are.

Were = Past fucking tense of “are”.

Where = Specifies a fucking location.

Than = A fucking comparison.

Then = A point in fucking time.

whomever made this is a god/goddess. thank you so fucking much.

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: cavum, via astoldbytaii)

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Permalink calypsoalethia:

NEED NOW